The Fuck-Tard's Self-titled Debut Album, by The Fuck-Tards

The Fuck-Tard's Self-titled Debut Album

by The Fuck-Tards

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punkfriday They made this record for 60 cases of beer. Favorite track: Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue.

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1.	60 Cases of Beer 01:49
2.	Fucktardian Anthem 00:35
3.	Ol' Funky #1 01:57
4.	I Don't Wanna Suck Your Dick 01:08
5.	Fiesta 02:20
6.	200 Hot Dogs 01:41
7.	Bite It You Scum 03:10
8.	I'm Your Couch 02:59
9.	Indian 03:29
10.	Stankenstein (Ol' Funky #2) 01:49
11.	Skrong 03:38
12.	Longest Song Ever 00:17
13.	Hot Dogs, Guns, and American Flags 01:58	buy track
14.	Jump a Rope 02:00
15.	Free Lunch 04:36
16.	Diarrhea 02:01
17.	60 Cases of Beer 02:26
18.	Pteradactyl Ninja 02:26
19.	Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue 01:46
20.	Virtual Boy and the Monkeycats 02:40
21.	Pizza, Pot, and Rock 'n' Roll 01:46
22.	Lafayette House 01:52
23.	My Parents Aren't Home 00:51

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released November 16, 2020

The Fuck-Tards are:
Elizabeth Essex - Bass, Vocals
Luke Schmude - Drums, Vocals

Track 1 from the original 2006 demo, recorded and produced by Tim Cheney. Possibly the only surviving track.

Tracks 2-21 from 2008 demo "We Finally Made One," recorded and produced by Luke Schmude.

Tracks 22 & 23 from 2009 demo also recorded and produced by Luke Schmude. Track 22 originally on Fayetteville punk compilation CD released by Art Amiss in 2010.

Track 23 originally on the compilation CD "Fuck Your Scene Vol II: In The Tank for Rock'n'Roll" released by Retro Virus Records in 2010.

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